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The signs thoughts:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes.

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said.

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultured swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more.

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep.

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend.

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex.

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

unshaped:

screarning:

endiot:

eholaura:

solarselection:

small-baby-chihiro:

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

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what in the pure fuck

HOW IS THIS NORMAL?!

This is scary as fuck

bye

they are just getting ready for the purge

manola-das-dorgas:

This is definitely my favorite one. 
oh this is wonderful
Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stoned
Harry Potter and the Cannabis of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Weed of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Bong of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the 4/20
Harry Potter and the Half Rolled Toke
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hash

manola-das-dorgas:

This is definitely my favorite one. 

oh this is wonderful

Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stoned

Harry Potter and the Cannabis of Secrets

Harry Potter and the Weed of Azkaban

Harry Potter and the Bong of Fire

Harry Potter and the Order of the 4/20

Harry Potter and the Half Rolled Toke

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hash

texas-red-dirt-sunset:

introbulus:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.